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Breaking: NCAA Decides to Reallocate All Medals from Lia Thomas to Riley Gaines
In a groundbreaking turn of events, the National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) has decided to transfer medals from Lia Thomas…
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“I’d Rather Eat Dirt Than Live in ‘Woke’ California”: Elon Musk To Move X Corp’s Headquarters from California to Texas
In a bold and unexpected move, Elon Musk, the enigmatic entrepreneur and CEO of X Corp, formerly known as Twitter,…
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Just in: Gordon Ramsay Throws Whoopi Goldberg Out of His Restaurant
Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay made headlines yet again after he reportedly threw Whoopi Goldberg out of his restaurant in Las…
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Breaking: “Non-Woke” Beer Company Signs $10 Million Deal with Riley Gaines Opposite To Bud Light
In the ever-evolving landscape of the beer industry, one company is making waves by embracing a different approach. In a…
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TRUE: John Elway Bans Anthem Kneeling, Says ‘Kneel On My Field Ad You’re Fired On The Spot’
In an unexpected twist in the world of NFL controversies, Denver Broncos’ executive John Elway has released a jaw-dropping mandate:…
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TRUE: Colin Kaepernick Pitches for NFL Return, Vows To never Kneel During National Anthem
In a twist that no one saw coming, Colin Kaepernick, the former NFL quarterback turned civil rights activist, has made…
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Francia Raisa, Selena’s Organ Donor, Stuns in a Thong Bikini
Francia Raisa turned up the heat on a scorching Malibu summer day. She left little to the imagination, donning a…
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She was kicked out by her family for marrying a black man – now they are celebrating 70 years together
Last year Jake and Mary Jacobs celebrated 70 years of wedded bliss but this couple have overcome all the obstacles…
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Breaking: Jim Caviezel Takes a Stand, Rejects Collaboration with ‘Awful and Ungodly’ Robert De Niro
In a surprising turn of events, Hollywood is abuzz with the news that renowned actor Jim Caviezel has taken a…
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BREAKING: Mike Tomlin Just Fired Two Players After They Knelt During National Anthem
In what can only be described as the most “2023” move ever, Pittsburgh Steelers’ coach Mike Tomlin apparently made good…
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